castielandhishunters: calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd I guess now you could call it a high school HAHAHAHHAHAH OH MY GOSH THIS IS GREAT
kuurama: why is everyone on tumblr so cool aren’t we all supposed to be losers
dogesexual: do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
Reblog if you wanna fuck the shit out of someone...
viarga: just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you...
pretty in pink.
owlmylove: When I was 10, I saw my first episode of Law & Order, SVU a woman screamed and her pretty pink dress ripped the scene cut to black but then she sat in a station hair mussed and mascara running and she seemed broken and empty and that’s when I began to prepare for the inevitable. Read More
bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker